Jane! Stop this ******* Thing!

14 04 2007

April Noreaster

Yep, that’s where I am… right in the middle of that red mess on the map! If you haven’t heard, there’s a “Nor’easter” coming my way, and it’s supposed to be the storm from hell. Although, I think we’ve finally passed through what was our biggest hell-storm of the year (Look 2 Posts Down). Personally, I love storms… well… not being in the middle of storms… but more like listening to and watching a storm from the comfort of my own home.

I finally went to my first Mets game of the 2007 Season, and it was last night against the Washington Nationals. In case you missed the game, check out the results here! The game-time temperature was a brisk 46 degrees (that quickly dipped down to around 35 with the 26mph wind gusts! Hooray!). I… was… FREEZING! But, nevertheless, my sister and I roughed out the cold to see Julio Franco (Oldest Player in MLB History) save the game with the go-ahead (and eventual game-winning) hit in the bottom of the 7th inning!

So, you’re probably asking yourself, “Why did he put stars in place of the obvious F-word in the title of this post?”, right? The answer it quite simple. Lately, I’ve been using that very word a little too much. I blame it on being a New Yorker. Some people blame it on my friends (who also have an “extremely extensive vocabulary”). I say, Fuck is totally awesome word, and it’s definitely not a racist word either. Don’t believe me? Wait.. oh I see.. ok, fine. As long as you keep any form of the word “Fuck” at least 7 words away from the word “Ho”, 5 words away from the word”Nappy”, and 14 words away from the word “Head”… then we’re all squared away, right?

Hold on a second… XM just called my cell phone… I think they’re offering me my own radio show, where I can be as offensive and simple-minded as I want… You mean Imus isn’t doing that yet? Oh wait, you’re right, Stern’s already doing it!

In celebration of the word “Fuck”, I present to you my Daily Moment of Zen. Take it away, Lebowski!

If you only knew how much I laughed when I watched that video… Huh? That was a bit much for you? Fine… Sorry Lebowski, you’re just too much for some of my readers. So, in that case, Peter Griffin, the stage is yours once again!

Okay… so Peter doesn’t say “Fuck”… but doesn’t that make you wanna say “What the Fuck!?”




One response

17 04 2007

Excellent list!

And “f***” is a good word (stars just for you). F*** might not be nice, but it doesn’t kill people. It doesn’t cause physical harm to the ears of those who hear it. It’s just a word and should be used in expressions of anger. So, fuck on, my friend! Fuck on!

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