Pr0n At First Sight

25 04 2007

If the title of this post left you wondering if I’ve ever washed my mouth out with soap, then you should read another blog, or read this.

Now, on to the Porn! Huh? What? Did I say porn? I meant video games! Really? Yep! I stumbled upon a hilarious list of Video Games titles that sound Porn.. or how IGN put it, “Pr0n”. I thought I’d share a few of them with you.

#7 on IGN’s list of Games that Sound Like Pr0n is “Meat Gone Bad”. That’s right… Meat Gone Bad. The release of this game has to be the weirded thing I’ve ever heard of since Ron Jeremy got back into Porn after his stint on The Surreal Life. What’s even funnier is IGN’s description of the game, stating that it involves “squirting a gelatinous substance on incoming slabs of spoiled meat“. Yummy! I’d share a screenshot of the game itself, but I can’t seem to find one anywhere. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing…

#6 on the list is “Sticky Balls“.
Sticky Balls

If Gizmondo actually succeeded, this title would be a must-have in any porn studio! Right? Well, Gizmondo didn’t succeed, and here’s why!

#5 on the list is “Fat Worm Blows a Sparky“.Fat Worm Blows a Sparky

Okay… take a moment to laugh… and stop. Yes, that’s the correct title. No, I didn’t make that up. In IGN’s description of the game, it states “In an impressive display of restraint, the review goes on for over 1,000 words without making a single joke about the title“. Somehow I find that extremely hard to believe. Come on… Fat Worm? Sparky? Blows!?

Wanna see more? Click Here and read the entire list!

Now, on to my Daily Moment of Zen! In tribute of Pr0n, I give you…

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25 04 2007
trybecca

Fat worm blows a sparky….isn’t that what happens when the Boss gets heated?

2 07 2007
Lois Griffin Pr0n! « J Soul

[…] while back, I posted about Video Game titles that sound like Porn movie titles, and I rightfully tagged the word “Porn” within the tags. Along with that tag, I […]

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