My sister, the pop/boy band junkie, has inspired me with her most recent blog post. Therefore, I’ve decided to initiate a new tradition here on the blog: The Top 10 Awesomely Lame Music Videos. Today’s victim? Boy Bands! from New Kids on the Block to *NSYNC, my sister and I have compiled the best of the worst, along with some expert analysis from both of us. So, without further adieu, I give you the Top 10 Awesomely Lame Boy Band Music Videos!
#10: No Mercy – Where Do You Go
Menudo made a comeback? Oh wait… they’re still around, aren’t they… Unfortunately, the Beach/Girls/Party combination wasn’t enough to save this catchy video’s song from making the back-end of this list.
#9: 98 Degrees – The Hardest Thing
Rule #12 in the book of how to pick up a Las Vegas Showgirl: Become a Boxer, get beaten… badly, get girl (in that exact order)
#8: B2K – Uh Huh
Uh… huh…
#7: LFO – Summer Girls
Instead of getting my “Abercrombie & Fitch” catalog in the mail, I get it on my TV screen! I would’ve put this video in the Top 5, but it was lacking that… how do you say… nevermind, it was lacking…
#6: Five – When The Lights Go Out (UK Version)
Somebody turn the lights back on! For the love of god, turn them on!
#5: New Kids on the Block – Please Don’t Go Girl
Concept? Anyone? is that Brooklyn I see? Does anyone actually call them N.K.O.T.B.?
#4: 2Gether – U + Me = Us (Calculus)
Did you see Kevin Farley? Did you? It’s Kevin Farley!!! This incredible mock up of a Boy Band was just enough to inch past the New Kids
#3: O-Town – Liquid Dreams
Whoever gave these guys the right to perform a song about “Liquid Dreams” gave hope to all “Liquid Dreamers” across the globe! Dream on with your bad selves!
#2: Backstreet Boys – Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Haunted House, Scary Mansion, or whatever you wanna call it… It all seems so familiar.. almost, Disney? or was it… Scooby Doo? As concept-less as this video seems, it wasn’t quite good enough to crack the #1 spot. (Note: Mummies are not Sexy, okay Nick?)
#1: *NSYNC – Here We Go
Girls… Parties… Basketball!? Did High School Musical come out with a Prequel? Unless I see Kobe Bryant, Carmelo Anthony, and LeBron James slam dunking to the music, I just don’t see the connection… at all! Congratulations *NSYNC, you’ve made the #1 Awesomely Lame Boy Band Music Video!
And now… the consolation prize (and my Daily Moment of Zen) goes to…
Bell Biv DeVoe – Poison
I’m officially speechless…
J Soul 
The Webestrian’s Opinion