5 Second Movies on The V

Have you ever watched a movie that you just want to finish? A movie that’s boring, or just plain lame? If that’s the case, then 5 Second Movies might be for you. Although I wasn’t bored of this movie, I was able to find one of my favorite movies of all time in 5-Second format. It was all made possible by YouTube User, “GuyWithTheGlasses“. If you haven’t seen his 5 Second Movies (sometimes a tad longer), then you haven’t seen 5 Second Movies… wait, that doesn’t make sense… anyway, click on his name (up there) and check out his 5 Second Movie Madness. But before you do, enjoy my Daily Moment of Zen, and one of my favorite movies of all time, in 5 Seconds!

Enjoy? (Please Circle Your Answer)
A – Yes I did { Sweet! I’m glad you did! }
B – No I didn’t { You must like the Barbie cartoon movies, don’t you! }

Does anyone else hate the V train as much as I do? I’d write what I think the “V” stands for, but that would be a little too predictable, and I don’t want to put my randomness at risk. Though the V runs extremely slow, I will admit, the people who travel on that train are pretty interesting people. Ever meet the “5th Avenue Homeless Woman Hater” Man? That guy’s hilarious! Now, don’t get me wrong, he’s hilarious, but the stuff he yells about is downright disgusting and wrong. Some girl must’ve really ripped this guys heart from his chest. If I run into him again, I’ll have to remember to write down one of his famous lines. He’s a classic subway dweller, along with Lexington Avenue’s “Yell at a Random Train Rider from the Platform” Girl, and West 4th’s own “Not Gonna Lie, I’m Gonna Use This Money For Crack” Man.

I didn’t watch all of the Oscars. In fact, I only watched the best short film EVER win an Oscar, and then shut it off. What short film was it, might you ask? It was none other than West Bank Story! Check out the Trailer… Hilarious!

Hmm… a lot of videos in this post. Sweet?

At Least It Wasn’t E. Coli

Right? Am I right? No? Didn’t think so…

Okay, let’s clear something up. Just because I’m a New Yorker doesn’t mean I am “one” with the KFC/Taco Bell Rats! Those rats were on a mission and I, for one, wasn’t about to freak out about it. They were hungry rats. I get it. Why? Because I have a pet gerbil. And he’s not just any gerbil. He’s an Albino (Might be Partially Blind) gerbil.

Yeah.. he’s been through a lot. But are people really going crazy about this sudden rat takeover? It’s KFC and Taco Bell! I say to these rats, infest! If you can overrun the KFCs and Taco Bells of America, then more power to you. Heck, I’ll even start waving at you when I see you scampering along the subway tracks. Fight the good fight, rats of New York, for you have provided me with my Daily Moment of Zen.

On a less stomach-churning topic, am I the only person in all of New York City that doesn’t plan on forcing myself to watch the Oscars? I’m more of a Grammys guy, and I seem to be getting a lot of heat for not watching them. Oh well, at least baseball season is back. Go Zephyrs! Who? Didn’t you know? The Mets lost their AAA Team in Norfolk and had to settle for a team in New Orleans.

{ New York Mets Question of the Week: How long will Lastings Milledge play in New Orleans before the Mets (A) call him up? (B) trade him? }

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Sometimes all you need is a little push of the reset button. Go on… Close your eyes, visualize the button, and push…

Wii Would Like To Google

Google! Microsofted again!

It seems like Google is taking on Microsoft head on. Good for you Google! But be careful. The last thing you need is Bill Gates going Vista on your Apps! I can’t wait for the day that Google finally takes over the world, and implants Google Chips (Thanks Mike) into our heads, giving us instant Hu-Fi access to Keyword Searching, Photos, Videos, Maps and much more! Oh yeah, in case you were wondering, Hu-Fi is just Google Talk for Human Fidelity, not to be confused with the soon-to-be-lame Wi-Fi, or Wiggety-Whack Fidelity.

Oh Microsoft! It seems like Apple is taking a major bite out of your thunder. Go Apple! You’ve provided me with my Daily Moment of Zen!

{ Caution: This next paragraph might only be understood by Mets Fans or Baseball Fans alike }

I’ve been seriously slacking in my Mets-Tracking, so I decided it was time to make my rounds. After a few website visits, I stumbled upon an Mets.com article about the Philadelphia Phillies’ Jimmy Rollins. Jimmy Who? Apparently, this guy says that his Phillies are the team to beat in the National League East. Wow… Despite having a great record during the second half of the 2006 season, your Phillies still finished, what, 12 Games behind… *Gasp!*… The Mets? Shea it ain’t so! Good Luck Mr. Rollins. Good Luck…

{ And back to reality! }

In other news, I’ve fallen victim to what is known in the gaming world as Wii Elbow. Well okay, my elbow doesn’t hurt, but my *Remote Arm* is a little tweaked, and it’s all thanks to the super sweet Legend of Zelda! Thanks Nintendo!

If you’d like to help out a couple of sweet musicians, send them your Vote here. It’ll send them to Austin, TX for the chance to win some major exposure! Wait, I’m one of those guys, so let me try this again…

{ Take 2 }

If you’d like to help Soundscape Soul (my band with Matt Aronson) get flown down to Austin, TX for the chance to win some major exposure, send them your Vote here!

Sweet?

Do You Ever Feel Like Fighting Foo?

After a long day of work, one usually heads to his or her favorite establishment to partake in what we call unwinding. Everyone heads to a different place. Some head to the local pub and participate in the community lush contests. Some even head to a nearby hotel, because their loved one has kicked them out of their house.

Me? I went home…

{ Random Thought: If I have to hear another comment about Britney Spears’ shaved head, I just might have to go Festivus on someone. }

So on the way home, I turn on my iPod and watch the first video in my super cool video playlist, and in an instant I experience my daily moment of Zen. Would you like to see it? Would ya? I know you do… Go on… Take a look…

{ Poll: How many of you feel the exact same way Ling Ling does in that video? }

What do I do when I get home? Wii, of course! What other way to sustain a certain level of Anti-Social than to Wii the night away! Well okay, I wouldn’t be writing this post if I was in Night-long Wii Mode. If you haven’t Wii’d yet, I highly recommend it. It blows Sony’s Piece of Crapstation out of the water. Can you tell how much time I dedicate to hating Sony?

Sometimes I really wonder what Foo actually is, or why we even bother fighting it… Won’t you tell me Mr. Grohl?