Major League Greedball – Cabreraball

24 03 2008

This morning, I read an article on ESPN.com about another “big” signing in Major League Baseball. The Detroit Tigers are all set to sign newly acquired 3rd Baseman, Miguel Cabrera, to an 8-year contract worth $153.3 Million! If I wasn’t annoyed about salaries in professional sports, I am now. I’m not going to make any “Statistical” arguments about why nobody in baseball should make nearly that much. I’m going to make a more practical argument.

Everyday in this country, teachers are getting short-changed. Teaching is one of the most important professions in the world. I’m not a teacher, but I have a lot of friends who are, and who are struggling to make a living for themselves because they don’t make nearly as much as they deserve. What can a teacher do for you? A teacher can give you building blocks and motivate you to be whoever and do whatever you want to be successful. A teacher can show you that you should always reach for your dreams and goals. Education is so important in the growth of our children in this country, and all over the world. As a matter of fact, teachers are so important, that they could teach people like Rosanne Barr how NOT to sing the National Anthem like this…

I remember this… and I remember throwing up afterwards…

They could also give Ashlee Simpson’s sound guy come sound career advice when he screws things up for poor Miss Simpson…

“Saving her voice” my @ss. If she can’t hold her own on stage and resorts to ‘over-dubbing’, then she shouldn’t be performing live…

What kind of message does this Cabrera contract signing send towards the children of this country who need education and teachers? In my own opinion, it doesn’t send any positive messages towards the kids of America, except for a message of greed. Basically, if you can play baseball well, you’ll be rewarded with all the money you could dream of. So, play the game to get rich… because if you play the game unselfishly and because you love the game, you’ll end up making as much as a Tampa Bay Ray. (I still think of them as the Devil Rays)

When I see my elementary school, middle school, and high school teacher friends making as much as professional athletes, I’ll be more interested in the sport of baseball, and other professional sports, like I was when I was growing up. It’s one thing to earn a living, being a professional athlete. But to play the game for greed is a whole other story.

But on another note, as a Mets fan, I sure am glad to see Miguel in the American League. Happy Trails, Miguel!





Riding The Q

13 12 2007

This morning, I came across that story via an article on CNN.com that finally made sense to me. While the content’s of the article are somewhat disturbing, the outcome spoke out with peace.

So I ask the question that’s been asked for the longest time: “Why can’t we just get along?”

While you ponder the answer to that question, enjoy today’s video zen!

I love being Jewish in Hymietown!





You Got Punched!

14 11 2007

Believe in Your Dreams!





Really!?! – Larry Craig

7 10 2007

Ouch…





Willie and Omar Have Answers

7 10 2007

Exactly…





The Ideal Business Meeting

5 10 2007

Damn You Gigantic Turkey Sub!





Andy Attack!

3 10 2007

Yep, it’s yet another SNL Digital Short. I just can’t help it. Andy Samberg has really grasped on to a killer concept in these shorts! Of course, the “shorts” concept on SNL was hatched way back in the show beginnings, but Andy sure has done a great job of making the shorts a big part of the show! Now, as much as I love “Dick in a Box”, “Iran So Far”, and “Natalie’s Gangster Rap”… this short blows the rest of them away, in my own crazy little world. Enjoy what I like to call, “Andy Attack!” (Even though it’s clearly not the name of this short)

Bad Will Forte… You should know better!





Hot When Angry

3 10 2007

Indeed she is… Indeed she is…





Get Your Boxes Ready!

2 10 2007

30 Helens agree. There’s always time for a Dick in a Box!





Kanye Owns Up

1 10 2007

Here comes yet another clip from this past weekend’s Saturday Night Live. This time, Kanye West (who was the night’s musical guest) joins in on the sketch comedy fun by owning up to his little obsession with interrupting award ceremonies to complain about how he never gets the respect he deserves. This sketch just adds another reason on the list of why Kanye West is awesome. Go Kanye!