What the…

29 04 2007

This is probably going to be the weirded subjects of all my posts, but today’s Daily Moments (that’s right, 4 videos) of Zen have to do with “Prostate Exams”. I couldn’t help but post these hilarious Family Guy videos I found on YouTube today. Now remember, if prostate exams make you a little nauseous, maybe you should click on this text. No.. wait.. that site will make you nauseous too… Enjoy!





It Was Better Than Sanjaya

27 04 2007

Jack Black…
Kyle Gass…
American Idol…

Add it all up, and you’ve got… Awesomeness!However, thanks to “Evil“, the video has been removed from YouTube. Damn You Evil!

Although, it wasn’t better than Peter Griffin (The Next American Idol), who is also my Daily Moment of Zen





Pr0n At First Sight

25 04 2007

If the title of this post left you wondering if I’ve ever washed my mouth out with soap, then you should read another blog, or read this.

Now, on to the Porn! Huh? What? Did I say porn? I meant video games! Really? Yep! I stumbled upon a hilarious list of Video Games titles that sound Porn.. or how IGN put it, “Pr0n”. I thought I’d share a few of them with you.

#7 on IGN’s list of Games that Sound Like Pr0n is “Meat Gone Bad”. That’s right… Meat Gone Bad. The release of this game has to be the weirded thing I’ve ever heard of since Ron Jeremy got back into Porn after his stint on The Surreal Life. What’s even funnier is IGN’s description of the game, stating that it involves “squirting a gelatinous substance on incoming slabs of spoiled meat“. Yummy! I’d share a screenshot of the game itself, but I can’t seem to find one anywhere. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing…

#6 on the list is “Sticky Balls“.
Sticky Balls

If Gizmondo actually succeeded, this title would be a must-have in any porn studio! Right? Well, Gizmondo didn’t succeed, and here’s why!

#5 on the list is “Fat Worm Blows a Sparky“.Fat Worm Blows a Sparky

Okay… take a moment to laugh… and stop. Yes, that’s the correct title. No, I didn’t make that up. In IGN’s description of the game, it states “In an impressive display of restraint, the review goes on for over 1,000 words without making a single joke about the title“. Somehow I find that extremely hard to believe. Come on… Fat Worm? Sparky? Blows!?

Wanna see more? Click Here and read the entire list!

Now, on to my Daily Moment of Zen! In tribute of Pr0n, I give you…





Darth Stewie

23 04 2007

So it’s been a few days since my last post, and I’ve run dry of any blogging inspiration. But never fear! I’ll be full of ideas in a day or so! For the time being, enjoy my Daily Moment of Zen… a couple of videos that I collectively like to call, Darth Stewie!

Oh yeah, the Mets Won! Booyah!





Anyone for Hide and Seek?

20 04 2007

My sister has once again posted another funny blog, so I’ve decided to share some of the visual hilarity.

First up, Saturday Night Live’s most recent Digital Short, “Dear Sister”. I think this is one of SNL’s best Digital Shorts to date, thanks to the always awesome Andy Samberg! And if you’re curious about what song is playing in the background, it’s “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap. I highly recommend donating your dollar and buying the song from iTunes!

Talk about a bloodbath!

Why did Saturday Night Live release that kind of Digital Short? Well, why don’t we let our good friends over at the O.C. help us out with that one, shall we?

Nothing better than an over-dramatic death scene, complete with over-dramatic song!

Next up on the list, the Sofa King (Also on the most recent airing of Saturday Night Live). Call me old fashioned, but I’m a huge fan of a little “wordplay”. Watch, and enjoy. It’s definitely Sofa King funny, and my Daily Moment of Zen!

Long Live the Sofa King!

At least these were better than yesterday’s puking contest…. yeesh!





Who Wants Chowder?

20 04 2007

You? or you? Maybe you? Well, only if you’re sure….

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Want some Pie?

Aww… did my Daily Moment of Zen make you nauseous? Or did you want to know what they were ‘drinking‘ in that little contest?





Call Me Crazy…

18 04 2007

Sanjaya

But I’m really looking forward to hearing his album release! (Meaning, I’m sure his auto-tuned album will sound a lot different than his live performances. Although, I’m a big fan of his carefree attitude. It’s really refreshing)

In other super cool news, I’m going to see John Mayer with Ben Folds!!!!

John Mayer Tickets

Booyah!!!

Hmm… I’ve really got nothing tonight… except for my Daily Moment of Zen! Enjoy!

Creeped out? Mission Accomplished!








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