Canseco – The Poem

~ by J Soul
(Also found at the Global Mets Fan Blog)

Go Away Jose
I don’t care what you have to say
Stop publishing your greed-driven books
Because I’ll be the last one to pay

You’ve tarnished the reputations of many
With a disgusting smirk on your face
How much money is it going to take
To put you in your place

What’s important now are the children
And the harm these drugs can do
But you don’t care about all that
Just the careers you want to screw

Now that I think of it
You probably needed the ‘roids in your ass
We all know that without them
You couldn’t have hit the ball over of the infield grass

Let it be known that nobody is safe
As long as Jose raises his brow
If you can hit or throw a baseball
You must’ve gotten the drugs somehow

Back that @ss up, right into Jose’s needle!

Dave No Likey Ashton

Like Dave Chappelle? Hate Ashton Kutcher? Then this video is perfect for you! Once again, another video that proves to me that Dave Chappelle is one of the greatest comedic geniuses of our time! Seriously though… if you can’t take a little racial humor, then don’t watch this video (Just a little fair warning before you start posting weird comments on the post). Enjoy!

&!@$ Ashton Kutcher!

Buhlud is Funny

Cake Please!

Okay, so I stole this one from my sister. But I just had to share this video with everyone, because Eddie Izzard is one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen. If you’re familiar with his standup, then you’ll understand why I find his material to be hilarious. So while you watch this funny clip, please ask yourself… Cake or Death?

mmm.. chicken…

Who Cut The Cheese?

Remember this year’s Super Bowl? The one where the Giants did the impossible and put a stop to the undefeated hopes and dreams of the Patriots? I do… but that’s not what I remember the most. While I am a football fan (Jets fan, but I respect what the Giants accomplished), I remember that the Super Bowl commercials were kind of bland this year. Lucky for me, I just ran across a Bud Light advertisement that was ‘apparently’ deemed inappropriate for airing during the Super Bowl. If you enjoy a bit of toilet humor, then you’ll love this commercial. Ready? Set? Laugh!

Does pulling your finger help you cut the cheese?

Silence! I Kill You…

More and more I find myself hovering to newer and funnier comedians, kind of like the one in the video I’m about to show you. Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist ( a damn good one) , and a comedian (a damn funny one). My sister is going to see him live and I am one jealous dude. One of his latest dolls, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, has got me in fits! I can’t stop laughing at this creation! Sure, assume all you want about what Jeff could be making fun of… but I assure you, Achmed is one hilarious little dead guy!

Stop Touching Me!!!

Reacting to “2 Girls 1 Cup”

Whatever you do, don’t watch the video that this clip is in reference to…

Sleep vs Sugar

Nobody wants sugar as badly as this kid!

Be Honest…

Did you laugh?

Photo Time: Fiesty Fruit

Photo Time is a new column here on the blog, highlighting interesting photos from across the internet. Since this is the first installment of many to come, I thought I would explain how it works. First, I’ll post a photo that was either sent to me or found while browsing the web. Finally, I open up the discussion of the photo to you, leaving comments and your thoughts on the photo. So, without any further interruptions, I give you… Photo Time!

Discuss!

While you’re discussing, take another look at the photo for a second. Doesn’t it make you wanna do this?

Come on… you know you wanna…