Bed Bath & Oy!

The other day, I was shopping in Bed Bath & Beyond. Among the countless number of Christmas gifts and decorations, I stumbled on the one lonely shelving unit of Chanukah gifts and decorations. At first, I was pretty annoyed because, well… Why does Chanukah get a flimsy shelf of stuff while an entire section of the store is decked out in Christmas stuff!?

Then, I saw it. The one thing that I not only want for Chanukah, but that every Jew should own and pass down from generation to generation until the end of time…